Headlines from a Just World #1
"Teacher beats student with chair; Is awarded key to the city."
"Senator admits 'I'm in it for the money'."
"State Government Begins Door to Door Distribution of Bourbon.
'When It Comes to Ice' says Governor, 'You're On Your Own.'"
"Pope liquidates papal assets. Gives proceeds to the poor.
'Hell, Jesus didn't have a pot to piss in'. he says."
"Malcolm X rises from dead. Beats Fifty Cent to death with two by four
"Mass resignation of state's teachers
'We weren't teachin' them nothin', nohow' says one."
"Bill O'Reilly admits 'I'm just a big blowhard.'
Moves into homeless shelter."
"Viewers realize TV is crap. Mass conversion of sets to toilets seizes nation."
""We made it all up.' says Bush about war. 'But now we don't know what the hell to do."
"'I'm a f*ckin' looney'. Says McCain."
" 'Election is big fake' candidates agree. 'Just stay the hell home' they say."
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Ah... the sad, sad state of not only our nation, but of the fourth branch of government: the media. A very eye-opening collection of (not-so) exaggerated headlines. The only thing missing is Britney.
Agree!
This was a great read...funny..Jon Stewartee...it's like laughing to keep from crying..or setting something on fire. We as a nation have reached the zenith of our foolishness, hypocracy, selfishness...and as did the hedonistic Romans...we fiddle..buy poison and drugs with lottery side effects...we Put Up with our "elected" officials with Neanderthal IQ's and watch them swing from trees and pay them $150,00+ benefits..expecting them to solve all our problems...we're 3/4 the way down the toliet and there's an economic turd heading our way.. The sad thing about it..we jumped in and let them drive.
I feel that we are headed for 3rd world status..the rats are jumping ship and very few give a damn..I wrote a poem about revolution called "Revolving"
Really like your humor..Thanks
"John McCain wins the presidency"...
Now there is a superlatively ridiculous headline...Or is it?
To think he has a chance after what has happened in the past eight years is enough to make us all barf!! (Excuse my awful image.)
Joyce