Just had my colonoscopy,
it's really not so much, you see
it's really a necessity
for guys who are as old as me.

A camera on a long line
was pushed to where the sun don't shine
Everything just went real fine
so, on this earth I've got more time.

Thoughout it all I was asleep
otherwise I would have leaped
off of the bed and gave a shriek
when that thing went inches deep.

Of course, it was not any thrill
the thought of it makes some men ill.
But please just smile and be real still
"Ready for my close up, Mr. Demille."

Not like "Deliverance", don't be silly
though up my back the breeze was chilly.
My doctor used to live in Philly.
He was no big rednecked hillbilly.

If you don't get one, you might rue it.
You wait too long, perhaps you blew it.
Take my advice, you need to do it.
On You Tube all your pals can view it.

So listen up, hurts not a bit.
Its quite a breeze, don't pitch a fit.
And if on line you do post it
perhaps you'll get ten thousand hits.