If tears Were Pennies

If tears were pennies
I'd be rich.
If a sin was a death sentence
I'd be in a ditch.
If granting wishes made me a genie
I'd be in a lamp.
If love was a sickness
...don't ask.
If doing right made me a hero
I'd be wearing a cape
If doing wrong made me an animal
Throw me in a cage.
I guess I should sticck to reality
Where I'm labled as a witch
But if tears were pennies
I'd be rich.