When the rain comes pouring down
I am the shelter that you seek.
When we're in a noisy room,
I am the first to hear you speak.

When dusk turns to dawn
I am the the one that holds your hand.
When you piss people off
I am the one who understands.

When you wake up after a party
I am the ice water in your cup.
When you start to say too much
I am the one to shut you up.

When your burning up at night
I'm the A.C. that saves the day.
When you have the munchies
I'm the last piece of chocolate cake.

When it starts to rain
You're my frizzy hair
When I'd like some peace and quiet
You don't really care.

When night turns to day
You're the phone ringing off the hook
When I get into a fight
You're the hurtful looks.

WHen I wake up hungover
You're my mother on my back
When I start to say too much
You let me look like an ass.

When I'm freezing cold at night
You're the blanket I can't reach
When I'm stoned out of my mind
You're the old burrito I can't eat.