Alone in this small dark country,
I had no friend in sight.
The only thing that kept me company
Was my old torn kite.

Early morning as my stomach woke,

'' You're still here?
What, fourty nine years wasn't enough?
What you want from me?
A Kidney?

You already killed my Liver.
You shot it with all that disgusting greasy food.

In the mood for sweets,
I went straight to the kitchen
To get those treats...

''Darn, No More! ''

On the table were
''Ten Crisp Greens''
I quickly took five
And shove it in my jeans,

My mother needs a vacation.

Your mother needs a vacation.

Their mother needs a vacation.

''ALL mothers need a vacation.''

WARNING!

May cause Envy.

May cause Selfishness.

May cause Marital Mishaps.

''The Refund Check''

'What a beautiful day!'

Hey! Where's my chickens?
Where's my pigs?
What happened to the corns?
Everything's gone!

Hey James! !
(where's that kid?)