50th Wedding Anniversary

'' You're still here?
What, fourty nine years wasn't enough?
What you want from me?
A Kidney?

You already killed my Liver.
You shot it with all that disgusting greasy food.
Now you want the rest of my life span too?

You know I love you,
But my Heart doesn't.
The only way that'll be,
Is when I buy a new one from the Flea Market:
CHOLESTEROL FREE!''

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