In the mood for sweets,
I went straight to the kitchen
To get those treats...

''Darn, No More! ''

On the table were
''Ten Crisp Greens''
I quickly took five
And shove it in my jeans,
Down to the bakery I go.

Sitting on the rack
Was a ''Luscious''
''Chocolate CheeseCake
Filled with White Chocolate-Ganache.''
I bought two chunks.
I sunk my teeth into one,
Then brought the other piece home.

''MO, HAVE YOU SEEN FIVE DOLLARS? '' (mom)

''NO MOM! '' (mo)

Then she saw the cake.

She whipped me so bad,

My butt was ''Red-Baked.''