Alone in this small dark country,
I had no friend in sight.
The only thing that kept me company
Was my old torn kite.

Early morning as my stomach woke,
I marched to a farm and found one Yolk.
''What am I going to eat? ''

I saw a ''Chicken Leader''
He had a barn full of meat.
From COWS to HENS,
My stomach had new best friends.

Later on he became a true friend:
One you can count on,
Not to let you oversleep;
and WON'T steal your Dog,
To drive-off in his jeep.

Midterm morning late for class!
Where is Chicken Leader
Who was supposed to blast?

Jumped out the bed,
Yelled his name
Straight to the barn was where I aim...

''HUH! ! ''

There he was,

PALE,

And his head Chopped-off

My Rooster friend was dead.