Well my daddy woke up this morning and said "this is the day!"
he went out to the garage, with a pistol in tow, he crept away
back to mommy, back up to their room
he said "woman you already broke my heart, don't make me a felon too"

BANG! Bang, went that lonely pistol
CLANG! Clang, went my ceral bowl
RING! Ring, went the telephone
and nobody knows why daddy keeps mommy in a bag
said nobody knows, nobody knows,
and everybody asks why I'm in rehab