I saw a commercial on TV
It waved at me
Smiled
And said, “F*** YOU AND CONSUME”
It showed me positive wish fulfilling prophesies
Gave me hope and sadness, further debt-card weakness
To my marketing age demo-GOD-graphic
YOU HAVE TO NOT THINK
CREDIT CARD SWIPE
Questions?
Ask your doctor if it’s right for you!
My four hour erection screams with sardonic decibels!
Consult a call centre slave if you have comments or 1-800-CONCERNS
We don’t let them go to the bathroom!
!?Don’t you see?!
May cause dizziness, insomnia, diarrhea, murder, reality TV watching, and public nudity
The side effects aren’t as bad as the disease we invented for you!
Your wallet’s lack of numbers burn into spreadsheets 9-5
The Manhattan ad-executive is not alive
His vagina pack failed him
AND YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I HAVE THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING
YOU sheep, don’t TIVO me over
Concentrate
Obey our high-fructose cancer and the tumor in our plasma SCREAMS
I’LL BUY IT IF TIGER WOODS SAYS I SHOULD
Millisecond ascending pixels pixtard my unconscious tendencies of consumption
Do I need it? NO!
Do I want it? YES!
Oblivion Nike, spread your wings unto me and show me Satan Claus
Indecision BIG MAC, save me from the obese Walmart shopper Coke sipping by his PC
Let me tell ya, if PUSSY was a drug, I’d get a prescription to Levitra
Wanna teach the whole wide world to sing a portentous song
Then give someone the finger later
I’m so inadequate!
Mikey hates me!
And John McCain never voted for me
Who paid for my tooth?
The TRUTH? The T R U T H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re in high speed COMA
Induced by that New York hotshot
Bend over
THE BREAK IS ALMOST FINISHED…..