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Please excuse me while I pray to BRB the chat room God of LMAO

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I sure hope he's an eharmonic serial killer
NOT A FLASHER

Marilyn Manson poisoning children
Hanson, Ted Danson, Branson flooding Missouri
Las Vegas fifty bucks a room with pubic hair ridden buffet tables
Anita Hill Doesn’t Eat There Anymore

Stock market ticker
Credit card fraud a Factory made wigger
Email my Ebay PayPal and Google my Yahoo;
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Lil Wayne with an insipid verse
Solja Boy so terse with poor grammar and a nefarious dance
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I hate that bear on a trampoline
Only on Tuesdays though

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MARTHA STEWART SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR GOOD

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Transsexual, Homosexual, so very GAY, Lesbo dike licking ass lick
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Thai LadyBoys wield electronic toys
Inspect my gadget
Like a rabbit!

Blogs of smog emitting emissions from our carbon Green Day house
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They all have such pleasenter lives then me!

The mouse stems now from my medulla
My keyboard operates my penis
Wanna c my webcam?

The monitor looks like Mike Tyson’s earlobe circa 1997
Stomp on my children’s testicles and close her windowgates!

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download that new single heard on American’t Idol last yesterday
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Feel free to watch Hannah Montana’s new movie afterwards!

Pop up, Pop down, pop tart, control and alt and delete me
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Netflix my prescription today
restarted soda retarded

EXE and the hacker cried foul
Retype your password to our server virus please

Eat your phish cooked in Hotmail
The crass identity thief lurks
And do you know your credit score yet?

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Log off – Shut Down – WTF – SHUT UP
Fifty bucks a month and a jar of Vaseline
Hand cramps getting carbuncular and carpal
Order an eczema pizza WITHOUT parental controls
GOOD BYE!
YOU DON’T HAVE MAIL TODAY!!!!!!