Extend an ignorant finger pointed past arrogance
Triangulate a vocal chord
Boo-hiss –cheer! I applaud to the hoard!

The mullet toothless trailer hick
Flicks chairs like an orangutan heaving feces

We are an evolved species

Encaged we are upstaged
As the cheater walks his didactic plank
My baby-mama in squalor of slapfight
Showers of angry blue
Remotely controlled and commercialized
Cacophonies of euphoric boo

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

“He don’t be my;”
“We ain’t got no.”
“Dat not true.”
NEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

Incontinent fists lumber
Watch Steve soar to restrain the fool
dumb breeds dumber

Ebonic slack jaw yokel
The lord of the microphone so animated vocal
He really does know it all
And never has to go to the bathroom

Peculiar DNA proof
Truth be told from the audience wolf so bold
She perches her seat
Coloring the green eye purple-nurple

Tell me Oprah,
What would Jesus do?
Stand up and yell?
Or throw the TV into the Red Sea?

Geraldo’s redneck braced pale blue
Skinheads juggle pineapples on Sally Winters sometimes, too

Dr. Phil
Replace my pill
Lobotomy my autonomy
Make me over to some image

Her obesity master
Ravishing in that bikini
Lavishing! Girl! Modern Monkey!
The lipids drench over the thong
More Chins than a Chinese phone book
Now pause…

We’re back!
Today’s myopic…
Banish your unholy teenager to boot camp
He’ll never Columbine now

Tomorrow’s freak show…
Will be consecrated Latifah
We’ll fake it a sequel
Here to see evil
It can all be solved before the capitalist’s interlude

Maury, Sally, Ricki, Robert, Jerry, Judge _, King of all Larry
You

Hold the applause

Now clap

The final thought is just that