Hey I'm calling to check on my application
and to see where we stand
I called yesterday but they told me
to call today
to speak with the head manager Stan

Yes sir I'm Stan. But i haven't looked
over your application.
Would you hold on for a sec
so I could grab your information?

yeah I'll hold on
been trying to contact you for hours
on the telephone
I'm going to sit the phone down
and put it on speaker phone

alright sir I've retrieved your information
but judging from your application
I don't think you have our qualifications
we require a bachelors degree
you only have an associates and that's no
good to me.

Well Stan you think you know everything
because you have some power?
Your own websites says the employee
can have 60+ credit hours.
I know what your bottom line says
you don't want my kind working there
Is printed right across your forehead

Too! Too! Too! Bad!! I want my Interview