Little lassies learn to laugh
'Cause big brother needs a bath

Little lassies learn to laugh
'Cause big brother flunked his math

Little lassies learn some sense
'Cause big brother smacked her whence

Little lassies did try to steal
His formula that will heal

Boys who have such 'lil sisters
That give you feet with blisters

After running all the day
'Lil sister must not get away

Stole his large box of condoms
As his girl friend sweetly hums

In bed and ready to play
Off the night stand; she did say

"Bet you ain't gonna screw right now"
'Cause I don't like that big fat sow"

Get her ass out of my room
'Fore I beat her with a broom

Naked through the house he ran
Try to catch her if he can

Soon he caught her oh too slow
Slapped her face to let her know

Learn to stay out of my pride
I'll have fun with any bride

She laughed out loud and said o.k.!
Give you some repect today!

Hand them over right now, sis!
Be you on the missing list!

I'm a pirate understand
Your room is now my demand

If you grow up, I will stop
Until then you get a pop!

Little lassies learn to laugh
Now you really need a bath!