spread fluttering wings
the army sings
squaking beaks
feathered cheeks
get up and let fly
screaming rats of the sky
there are just too many
if I had, they would even steal my penny
shitting, noisy airborne spreaders of disease
go away, piss off, really! please?

no such luck.
am I really thus stuck?

time to equip the air gun
now this is really going to be fun
led the firearms blare
they wont even have time to scare

claws scratching at tiled roofs
out of my life with one comfortable 'poof'
landing on the concrete floor with a 'pat'
I think I should make them into a hat...