Good morning, sir,
How may I be of service?

Any demands do please tell me,
Doing my best to fulfill your need,
Whether it adds a little fee,
Or charges free for endless greed.

Towels we give in red and pink,
Wealth and fortune for you to see.
Mineral water as a welcome drink,
Each bottle priced two thousand and three.

Breakfast menu is on the screen,
The special today is scrambled egg.
Constant change in red and green,
Juicy ham requires your kneel and beg.

Beverage in fridge, if what you seek,
Also inside are our homemade snacks.
Hundred and Five for taking a peek,
Each sip and bite is like blows and whacks.

Remote control with our TV set,
Millions of channel at your fingertip.
No extra charge to dry your wallet,
What you’ve wasted is a priceless tip.

Laundry is what marks our fame,
Masters on call by your hearty demand.
Clean and white again, all greasy name,
Closed cases so many, like the desert sand.

You’re the king when money is here,
Satisfaction is our only aim.
Rest assure, for there exists no fear,
What pleases you pleases us the same.

Hope you have a pleasant stay,
Restoring you from agony and pain.
If not late for the meeting far, far away,
Always welcomed to visit again.

2006/2/16