Hey! is this the end of the rainbow?
I ve come for the pot of gold
I ve travelled some distance
Beyond human existance
and my body is wet and cold.

I was given this map by some goblin
Dressed in a suit of emerald green
He said go on for a mile
To the crooked stile
To more colours than you ve ever seen.

I ve been through a treacherous journey
Been attacked by a grotesque fool
Bitten by dogs
Hitched a ride
With some frogs
Riding Harleys
Hey how cool!