Seeking happiness in a pot of gold?
May as well try the wind to hold.

Aching to gain those objects of desire?
A hole in your pocket you will acquire.

Wanting to be the best in sport?
Your youth will soon come to nought.

Yearning for love from a celebrity?
As well stop waves crashing from the sea.

Chasing what you think is your dream?
To lasso the moon is an easier scheme.

There’s really no need to go to this trouble
Your wish will last as long as a bubble.

A place to find all of this for sure?
Try looking behind your own front door!