growing old
35 is not so bad
Though your youth is now an ember
Good times, you see, can still be had
But these things you should remember
From now on your friends will shout
Because you're having trouble hearing
And the althzheimers which comes in bouts
Will make you less endearing
Your walking stick and plastic hip
Will limit your adventures
Banana shakes for you to sip
So you don’t break your dentures
Prunes and Bran now every day
To regulate your tinkles
L’Oreal might hide the grey
But nothing hides the wrinkles
Pension day will pay the rate
In your brand new nursing heaven
I hope it’s not run by the state
Because you wont see 37
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Good stuff,
Dave
This is sweet
This is sweet
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lol thanks man. The great
lol thanks man.
The great thing about scotland is that its full of scotts (;
And Andy Murray
Loved this one
I loved this one great write hugs from Willow