Long locked white boy
Lightning in his hair
Strolling the streets there---
Big ass hammer in his hand
The police did not understand
They flocked to take him
With their guns
Thinking blondie
He would run
Perhaps the police wanted fun
How else in life
Do things get done?
But blondie's hammer
Smashed the air
Thunder!
Lightning!
Everywhere!
The boys in blue
Had a grand scare
It wasn't right
It wasn't fair
Thor left laughing
He did not care!