Spaceman Biff
is no longer a stiff.
His faithfull Hobbes
helps him with his jobs.
Out there in space
in that celestial race
to keep up the pace
fighting mobs
of moving globs
twinkling piles of goo
which is not moving piles of poo.
We seek out adventure
sometimes finding an appendager
but we have clout
so we're not grossed out.
Flying through space
we are always on the case.