Sometimes I feel like I'm in an episode of Get Smart
except I'm not the Kaos little tart
I can clear the aisle with my secret fart
but really it is to no avail
no one would believe this tail.
So I sit in a crowd looking for Waldo
listening to Dido.
I spy with my little eye a red hat
glasses, a striped shirt stuff like that.
It's all the same to me
I suppose him I just can't see
I could relax and drink some tea
for me it may not be.
I watch the sea
thinking of he.
Agent 99 would have kept it clear
she had her peer
but he was queer
him, he did endear
to her
that is for sure.
I suppose when your a secret agent man
you always need to be aware of the plan.
For me it wasn't a lark
I really was in the dark.