Vegans vex me

Vociferous voiced vegans vex me.
Vivid vituperation voiced to those
disinclined to the virtue of vegetables.
Violently virtuous about their vitality
due to the vegie vitamins.
A constant vibrato decrying the
vice of non-vegans can get vicious.
A less verbose vernacular
would be preferred to the verbosity.
I have a more verdant verdict of
edible vegetation without venom.
I like vegatables especially when
they sit there quietly next to my veal.

love it Raskin

very cleverly put Raskin you are so good at these I wouldnt know where to begin lol great poem from Willow

Thanks

I hate to admit this but I laugh at my own jokes. I think that's why I write these I usually start laughing as I write them. raskin

you make me laugh, too, raskin

very, very funny! I'm with you, I prefer quiet vegetables and not a lot of them. In fact, I like them disguised with a nice salad dressing. Thanks for another of your great alphabet poems. Sue Grafton will be jealous - you have actually done more than one using the same letter! Beat that, Sue!

joyce

I hadn't realized that

I have more inside of me. Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it and got a laugh. raskin

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