There was a little girl
And she had a curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good
She was very, very good
And when she was bad she was horrid.

~Anon

I stood on the bridge at midnight
As the clock struck on the town
I stood on the bridge at midnight
Because I could not sit down.

~Anon

Her lips they are redder than coral
That under the ocean grows
She is sweet, she is fair, she is moral,
My beautiful Georgian rose.

~Anon

The rain it raineth every day
Upon the just and the unjust fellow
But more upon the just because
The unjust hath the justs umbrella.

~Anon

1. A wonderful bird is a pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week-
I'm damned if I know how the helican.

Catatonic trip
Overload coma flip
Flatlined
Coma blip skipped,

Like a wide screen
Video ghost ship
Dried up
Warfed slip,

I can't begin
To write
Your right lobes
Comprehension,

Wafer cream rolls
Dirty Republican polls
As this 229th Independence
Day rolls by,

Still seein'
Still hearin'
The same old lie
As OSHA and the DEC
Collaboration tries,

I speak of a topic
It's in me
Like zap-zap
Shock it,

All you want
Is for me to
Stop stop
Stop it,

I can't
I won't
It swells up in me
Like a cookie in milk
Goes float,