In they come and fling thier shoes
across the hall not thinking.
flop on the couch and call for food
while your energy is sinking
scratching thier bellies,remote in thier hand
your effort all day they dont understand
stretched out on the bed at night
but you dont want to start a fight!
push over hun,you sweetly ask
while sleep to you is another task
they roll and moan when they feel ill
and you feel like giving them an extra pill
or when they try to massage you and they kneed your spine
and you just let them know that you're suddenly fine.
when they make you tea with an unwashed cup,
or when they come some days and say wassuuuup!
when they offer to hoover the living room,
and they've just done the middle with the kitchen broom.
when they offer to cook and they burn the meal
they say its on purpose to make the taste real
or how about when they baby sit
thats when you see them tantrum and fit.
what do I do?why are they awake
come hope soon for goodness sake!
their way of showing love and affection
is to cuddle and wait for a better reaction.
complaining and wining when youre not there
to kiss, feed and cloth them, to show that you care.
Hubbies, you can't live with them you can't live without them,
but I say: you just about live with them and you can definately live with out them

p.s: I mean no offence to husbands and men in general,this poem is based on all the husbands and men I know only :)