Hey little fella, sweetly dressed in green,
you are the smallest man my eyes have ever seen!
Do you never get lonely living here alone?
sitting on that pot of gold till someone comes along
Your bright green eyes that sparkle with cheek
your size and smile making you appear so meek!
your boots and those buckles,your big hairy knuckles
your smelly red bierd to your knees
you offer a wish ,well thank you small sir
but I wish youll go back to the trees
I know about you and the mischief you make
im not falling for that tempting mistake!
your selfish and ugly inside and out
your kindness and grin ,I honestly doubt!
Be off now you little squirt
before I make your legs hurt
not in the mood to be trapped in a curse
Im fine as I am, pinching my penny in purse