COITUS COMPLICATED GETS

I was needing loving and
Explained it to my wife,
And found that she with emphasis
Regarded it as strife.

And women being as they are,
I took it as a joke,
But she with sullen doggedness
Allowed me not a stroke.

But needful being verily
I kissed her on the neck,
And meekly but assertively
She said, “Oh what the heck!”

So here it’s seen that stimulus
The girlies sorely need,
No matter insignificant,
To onwardly proceed.