THE SEXES

The sexes are diff’rent a bodacious lot,
And the one with the beer is the one with the pot.

And the other, of course, is the one with the pair
Of delightful protrusions provoking the stare.

And the person who’s staring, of course, is the man,
And the smiling one dances, and who wears the fan.

And again is a person, a woman of course,
And is angry indeed and desires a divorce.

And this is a preview of woman and man,
And a warning to man to stay clear of the fan.

11-12-07