Why does my KFC™ smell like a stable?

I would really like
To Fucking Know That.

How does the Kernal get that crispy extra crispy chicken
Ever So Crispy?

And what is this …?

…..
In My PopCorn Chicken ?

*spits out the car window

I’m disappointed in you Kernal,
You are dismissed of duty.

This is what you get,
for dealing with the Chicano’s at TacoBell™

----wait a minute.----

This has gotten out of control.

Kernal,
I just went to your website. It being 2008 and all, Google™ has directed me to www.kfc.com and what do I see? new TOASTED! WRAP

..Its a burrito Kernal
A freaking burrito

Is Kfc’s Kentucky Fried Chicken so bad that you have to steal the food from your roommate to make a Buck?

Seriously, why does all the best cooked in-front of you chicken have to come from the gas station?