10 Naked Men
On a, rainy Saturday
Afternoon
Whilst on my way
To the nail saloon.
I came across
Ten naked men
Who’d just escaped
From the local pen’
They shot across
In front of me
Their privates swinging
Randomly
Yet in the distance
Sirens whined
Though I had rump steak
On my mind!
They dashed into
A local store
And Mrs Perkins
Hit the floor.
They thought they’d find
Some clothes to wear
Instead t’was
Women’s underwear!
So on went stocking’s
Bras, alike.
A great disguise
..But ghastly sight.
But then, as Mrs Perkins ‘rose
She fainted by the pantyhose!
It might seem like
The weirdest plan
But they no longer
Could be ‘Man’
So ten men/women
Took to town
To drink some beer
And fool around.
And though these tactics
May seem wrong
These fella’s had
Their heads screwed on.
For in the town
A party raged
And up they jumped
Upon the stage.
The drunken crowd
Cheered down below
At Rocky Horror, Picture Show!
© Deborah Gordon 2008
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another great one Deb`s
Wow you must be on form tonight with the funnies great stuff Debs loved this one also keep them coming (your poems I mean) ha ha from Willow,
Thankyou Willow :.)
Believe it or not, there are elements of truth within this write.
On my way out today (To the nail salon) 10 grown men, wearing nothing but nappies ran past me in the park!! I did do a double take, and thought blimey whats all this about?! Then another group of guys shot past, dressed as women. Then i saw some women in bunny suits, and 1 naked guy chained to a bench!
It turned out, it was 'Rag Week' The end of term party (Or simply an excuse to get drunk) annual break for the college and university students.
Hence the creation of the above write!
Debs
NAKED MEN
With very few words you have captured an entire tale.. and it is hilarious, each phrase funnier than the last. Thanks for sharing...Ezmerelda
Many Thanks
Ezmerelda, for your kind words. Really glad you enjoyed.
Debs :.)