I went out with the guys
From work last night,
Didn’t get home until very late.
Boy was he pissed, he took the bait.

Where have you been!
Out with friends I told you before
I would be out with the gang.
As he headed for the door.

Guys do it all the time
So why can’t I?
Does he expect me to
Sit at home and cry?

Few days go by and I don’t call
When my phone rings, crap!….
It’s him! I don’t feel like
Listening to his gums flap.

Why haven’t I heard from you?
You said you would call me?
What is the deal with him?
Why can’t he let me be?

Guys do it all the time
So why can’t I?
He needs to get a life
I should say…buh bye!

My brother-in-law invites me
To go mud riding with him and a friend
I jump at the chance. What a thrill
When he calls, I’ll just pretend.

I am trying to watch the football game
He wants to talk about his day.
Can it wait until a commercial babe?
Guess not.. he just walked away!!

Guys do it all the time
So why can’t us girls?
We don’t want to sit home all the time
Decked out in heels and pearls!

What! I like to watch football,
I don’t interrupt him when he
Is watching what he wants to
God!! Why can’t he let it be!?

When the tables are turned
Notice how the shit hits the fan
It’s great to have this power,
Must suck to be a man!

Guys do it all the time
So why can’t we have some fun?
Suck it up boys!!
I will not be out done!