That Smells!

A classroom.

In silence.

The noise level begins to rise

as the class

begins its work.

Silence strikes again.

And the pressure reaches its zenith.

Thprrrrrrr!!!

I farted very loudly.

I point to the Asian kid next to me

The boy shakes his head in denial,

but the class continues to laugh at him

and say, "Ewww that smells!".

The odor subsides

Silence is reborn

Thprrr!!! I fart once more…with feeling.

Childish!

But I like it!
Dave

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