If there was a fart
I would smell it
If there was a fart
I would share it
If there was a fart
I would ask it to be my friend
If there was a fart
I would talk to it
If there was a fart
I would say "Hello" when I was lonely
If there was a fart
I would say "thank you"
If there was a fart
I would say " thank you for being here"