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Déjà Haiku: The Feeling That Everyone Everywhere Has Heard Such Lines Over And Over Again
The sky’s the limit.
Against your better judgment,
You reach for the stars.
© Simon Wardell
Let's Have Some New Clichés
Talk out of your arse.
Set the table.
Eat your words.
Make you sick.
Drop dead.
Why Should I Write?
I confess:
Me? A wit? Write an epigram?
As a creationist in an IQ test,
So I am,
Sweating from my brain, no less.
Five Sayings No.3
No.1: I won the arm wrestling world championship, with both hands tied behind my back.
No.2: I have been reincarnated yet again... as myself. I live forever, but keep dying.
Five Sayings No.2
No.1: When you’re a nymphomaniac there are no seesaws, only slides.
No.2: Teenagers are direct descendants of their parents, but no relations.
Five Sayings No.1
No.1: I talk to myself, telepathically. Skeptics tell me I don't think.
No.2: To perfect nature is science; to perfect human nature, science fiction.
