Five Sayings No.1

No.1: I talk to myself, telepathically. Skeptics tell me I don't think.

No.2: To perfect nature is science; to perfect human nature, science fiction.

No.3: Our love for another usually ends in marriage, only to resume once we divorce.

No.4: Those who laugh redundantly think redundantly.

No.5: Why do they say “Died instantly” when the only way to die is all at once?

© Simon Wardell

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No.1: I talk to myself, telepathically. Skeptics tell me I don’t think.

i.e. To talk telepathically to myself is merely thinking; but yet to think I talk telepathically to myself is not thinking at all. A very Steven Wright (great comedian) like one-liner if I say so myself - he was my intended influence, anyway.

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