If These Walls Could Talk

If these walls could talk
If these floors could speak
They’d tell the ceiling
That you’re a freak
They’d tell the floor
That you’re my whore
And you left me begging
And pleading for more.

If these walls could talk
If these doors could tell
They’d testify about how
You did me so well
They tell the windows
Then tell the curtains
How you worked my body
Until my muscles started hurting

If these walls could talk
If this counter could chat
They’d tell the stove
How you laid me out flat
They’d tell the table
They’d tell the sink
How I turned all purple
When I entered your pink

If these walls could talk
If this couch could convey
They’d tell the rug
How we did it all day
They’d tell the paintings
They’d tell the shelf
How you took all I could give
Until I had nothing left

If these walls could talk
If this bed could express
They’d tell the dresser
How you called me the best
They’d tell the tv
They’d tell the night stand
Of how they wish that
They were woman and man