Hey, baby -
I'm a gal on the prowl,
Looking to growl
With a guy like you.

How 'bout you?
You wanna
Growl too?
You do?!

Oh...
Don't worry 'bout
That big belly.
So what if you can't
See your toes.

Never mind that wart
On the end
Of your nose.

No, it doesn't bother me
That you smell so bad,
You're no worse than others
I've had.

Baby, you're a hunk,
Quite a chunk,
And I'd like to swallow
You whole.

It'd be nifty
If you'd pass me
Another fifty
To ease the pain
In my soul.