Girlfriends
Come,
And Girlfriends
Go!

While they're alive,
Love grows.

But when they're dead,
There's nothing left to hold onto
But their severed heads.

The last one I knew,
Her name was Lu-Lu.
She was six foot tall,
Had a chubby face,
And lots of tatoos.

She was nice and thick,
And had wonderful hips
That I used to love
To hold onto.

And pretty red lips
That I loved to kiss.

Well...
Truth be known,
I still do.

But she was a bitch,
And I got pissed,
And decided to do her in.

Now that she's dead,
I keep her head
Under my bed,
Along with the rest.

When I get lonely,
I pull it out,
And kiss those withered lips.

I wish I'd not eaten
The rest of her, though,
Because I sure do miss
Those hips!

Lu-Lu used to be my girlfriend,
Now she's my ghoul-friend instead.

She keeps me up all night,
Bitching under my bed.