Rub-a-dub-dub,
Two ladies,
And a man
In a tub.

How un-seemly
It seems
To me
That these three
Seem to be
So much in love.

Laughing,
And carrying on,
And bathing
In that tub.

Washing
Each others hair,
And no one cares
About how bare
The other is.

Splashing around,
And goofing off.
Having fun,
And getting off.

Lips a-smacking,
And hips
A-thrashing.

Water a-slashing
All over the
Place.

What a party!
I'm your friend.

Can I jump in
And begin by
Kissing face?