I keep Henry in my closet
hes a delightful little chap,
he wears a bright red jacket
a smile, and a bowler hat,
he`s always ready to oblige
all I have to do is turn him on,
my great little Henry vaccume
I keep him going from dusk`til dawn.

Well I bent down to switch him on
with my right hand like I`d do,
then using my left to grip his tube
but I bit off more than I chewed,
For my Henry`s strong vaccume
snatched away one of my boobs,
and got stuck real fast inside
up one of my Henry`s tubes .

after a while I switched him off
to release the pain that I felt,
one boob turned out normal
and the other below my belt,
I couldn`t purchase a bra to fit
although I searched the shops,
I needed a cup size thirty eight
and another size for the flop.

While I was on my way home
an idea I had come to me,
I`d just let Henry have one more go
on the other Oh! fiddledy dee,
I worked poor Henry from dusk to dawn
so I wouldnt have to have a boob job,
now you see I saved all that money
and I didnt even need a swab.

Oh Henry vaccume you are a dream
your every womans heart throb,
a new vaccumes now in the shops
for single males named Mrs Blob!!!