Bluegrass music`s got me going real good
from a Tennessee radio, puts me in the mood
wearing cordless headphones to listen from the net
I`m a cool bluegrass nanna not too old just yet.

When I hear that plunking on a banjo string
I turn up the volume and do my boogie thing .
whatever I`m doing it all has to stop
for nanna`s in her trance doing a bluegrass bop.

Nothing ever gets done, no dinner on the table
for when that musics playing Nanna isn`t able
dont get me wrong I am feeling fine
I `m toe tapping knee slapping most of the time.

If my computer crashed I dont know what I`d do
wouldn`t know my right, from my left shoe,
I`d honky tonk no more, and live a normal life
and do all my chores and be a perfect wife.