Ye Olde English Restyourauntie
Step inside one and all and rest your weary feet
we have wholesome food on menu here to eat
whether you eat vegetarian or best prime meat
Our special meal today is Toad In The Hole
to savour the flavour nibble sausage whole
vegetarians sorry again have veg creole
We aim to awaken your culinary taste buds
Toad In The Hole accompanied with new spuds
are freshly dug up from our own English mud.
Serving wenches here are the very best
they aim to please we know we are blessed
but need generous tip for their egg nest
so please tuck under bra, next to breast .
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clever
good one I liked the end it made me smile. thanks. raskin
thankyou Raskin
this is one that was cooked up a while back but have updated it, me and Debs got together and had a laugh on this one it was really a laugh between her and me to begin with, and I sent it in glad you liked it from Willow
Toadey In The Holey!!
So glad you put this back on again Willow, it has real wit to it. I think that expression has been glazed onto my brain forever... and still makes me laugh even now!
Enoyed this write very much!
DEbs :.)
ha ha debs
thought it would make you smile lol I changed it slightly but only a little bit , yes this one I have saved lol from Willow
Sounds very appetizing, willow, Ha, Ha!
Just the place I'd want to go to dinner, not! Very funny poem, I don't know where you come up with these things - your imagination must run in overdrive!
joyce
Thankyou Joyce
thanks Joyce for the comments glad you had a laugh, so you dont want me to book you in for dinner then ,it`s buy one get one free lol from Willow