I dedicate this to Pete whom is suffering from a rare disease "Super nuclear A cute Poemafixidous"

Dear Er go I go U go 2
That’s EZ4U22222say
You love to write… Like I do too
But we write In a different way

Your poem about the hams was most endearing
But are you the kettle or are you the pot
Because I was amused at what I was hearing
Yes … I’m many things… but a Ham, I am not

Well… maybe just little… Okay a lot
And I’m glad that I was an honorable mention
But you see… I don’t like being put on the spot
Ok… I love it… I love the attention!

But you need to know… I’m a serious writer
And ‘”Funny” to me was not amusing
Lucky for you… I’m not a fighter
And who are you… to be so accusing

Do you think… maybe I can’t read
I’ve read your poems... all one million and eight
I read them with Evelyn Woods speed
Most of them made me laugh… one of them was great

If your poems were food… they’d be “Happy Meals”
And if I ate them I’d have a big behind
But “Funny”! I’m “Funny”? … if that’s how you feel
Then I’ll meet you at the “Rear of the Line”