Sun came through the window
It reflected off the glass
It made the glass of wine
Look like a glass of class

The commercial was not long
But it was quite effective
So I rushed to the wine man
Whom has always been selective

He said I just received it
He couldn’t wait to try it
But the darn cork was stuck
And he really had to pry it

You should have heard the sound
You should have heard the pop
The wine man said…”This vintage
Is from the most superb crop”

He poured it in the glasses
But it looked kind of dull
It didn’t really sparkle
Because the glasses were not full

He held the glass in the air
And held his pinky like a girl
Then he held it in the light
And he gave the wine swirl

He put it into his mouth
After smelling It for a while
Then he made a funny face
And I could see that it was vile

He swished it all around
And he swished it all about
I knew that it was sour
Because then he swished it out

He said…You must try it
It’s oak’ey and divine
I said…I’ll eat fish eggs
Before I’ll try that wine!

I only like the best
I live just like a Czar
I like “Boones Farm” wine
And I eat caviar