Hoppa Da Papa
This is "Still Hopping on Pop" as if My Grandfather wrote it.
You should read "Still Hopping on Pop" first!
WHEN I WASSA YOUNG
I LIKE E HOPPA Da PAPA
I NO STOPPA – HOPPA Da PAPA
ALL DA WOPPAS – HOPPA DER A PAPA
HOPPA HOPPA HOPPA
HOPPA ALL DE JOURNOS
HOPPA HOPPA HOPPA
HOPPA ALL DE NOCHES
I KNOW –DIS A NOTTA RHYME
BUT I LIKE A HOPPA Da PAPA
ALL A DE TIME
AGE E 22…E 33… E 44
PAPA ES SAY - - PLEAZA
YOU HOPPA Da PAPA NO MORE
MI LEGS ESSA WEAKA
MI BACK ISSA SOAR
I HADDA MORE FUN
WHEN I FIGHTA DA WAR
BUT HOPPA Da PAPA ESSA GOOTA
ET ES ESSPECIALLY E GOOTA
WHEN YOU MAKE DE PAPA
GO E TOOTA TOOTA TOOTA
BUT UNA JOURNO
PAPA RUN OUTA DA GAS
SO HE GO TO DA DOCTA
HE SAY...“YOU MUSTA SITTA YOU ASS”
E LIVA DE PAPA ALONE
ES WHAT DA DOCTA E SAY
BUT HOPPA Da PAPA ISSA MOSTA FUN
IN DA HOSPITAL BED
MI PAPA SCREAM FOR A NURSA
HE A SCREAM WIDDA A SHRILL
GET OFF OF MI SON
YOU A NOTTA IN MI WILL
MI SAY... PAPA… . I E KNOW
MI HAS E 10 SONSAS
DE ALL E HOPPA MI
ICH EN EVERY ONE
YES… DE HOPPA MI
LIKE I E HOPPA YOU
AND MI SONSA’S SONSAS–
HOPPA DER PAPAS TOO
PAPA ESAY…I KNOW DISSA TRUE
I HOPPA MI PAPA ... HESSA 102
E MI PAPA… HOPPA HESSA POPPA
WHO TELLA HIM UNA FABEL
DATTA HOPPA Da PAPA
ALL E STARTA… WIDDA CAIN EN E ABEL
AND FROM E DEN ON
ALL DE SONSAS… HOPPA Da POPPA
IT JUST KEEP ON GOIN
AND NEVA EVA STOPPA
FROM ANGELO DE TERD
TO ANGELO DE SEVENTH
TO ANGELO DE EIGHTH
NINTH TENTH AND ELEVENTH
E ALL DE BALDOROSSIS
HOPPA Da PAPA
ES UN FAMILIA TRADITION
THAT E NEVA GONNA STOPPA
SO HOPPA Da PAPA
LET YOU SONSAS HOPPA TOO
E KEEP ON HOPPA Da PAPA
TIL YOU ES 102
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UNBELIEVABLE ....
RAY, HOW DO YOU DO THAT? I CANT EVEN TALK LIKE THAT LET ALONE WRITE LIKE THAT....and im Italian...
very funny and very cute.
my Italian papa and nana spoke just like that . i miss them when i hear that broken english.
youre something else...
very fun putting it to Hop on Pop!!
Linda
Mi accent!
Grazzi... Grazzi... Leenda,
Et es issy for mi to talk wid mi Italliano accent... What es a hard es for mi to talk in de accent of de americano... I e go to da school for de most e goota inglesh at in da noche... but i e no understad mi teacha mucho... et es e most diifficulte... I no know how you can es speaka like dat!
I know you like ta laugh at da way I es speaka... But I no like when da people laugh at mi in dis a way... et es notta nice! but because et es you... et es ok... i know you like e mi... and I a like a you too...so i will try not to let et botta mi mucho
I'm a gonna e say arivaderchi and bon journo now!
arivaderchi and bon journo,
Ramondo
You can learn to e speaka like e mi!
Leenda mi bella amiga,
I no do e mucho today so i e think... and i e say to mi self ... Der es una es scool for people to learn de most e goota inglish... But der es no es scool for de people to learn to es speaka de broken inglish... So i think I em gonna es starta de scool to learn de broken inglish... et es a language all es own... and es notta difficulte like inglish or italiano... et es issy to learn et... some times wen I es speaka like dis I no know the word in inglish so you just es say et in Italiano... en sometimes I know de word in Italiano ... So i es just es say et in inglish.... et es so issy you see? I tel you what I'm e gonna do for you... is you want... you no haf to... I es gonna gives to you uno free e lesson.. Ok... you let mi e know... is you want to
ciao en bon journo... bon journo
Ramondo
Ok Ray
I'll take that one lesson in broken english.
where?....
thanks fro the freebe
Leenda
Der es only una place!
Der es only una place to e learn to es speaka like e dis... Little Itally... en e New York!
Ray....
hmm..little Italy huh? hmmm...do they have good spaghetti? i love a good tomato sauce!
No Leenda No!
Si.. Yessa... En e little Italy you can e getta some e really goota Spaghetti... But you no want to e do dat... Es e like da sex again... der es e no badda spaghetti en Little Itally... But why would you e want to have e goota sex ... when you can have da mosta goota sex... ef you wanna da mosta goota... you must come to mi Nanas house... I e mean for da spaghetti... notta da sex...Mi Nana she e wake every mornin before de rooster... en she go out en getta da mosta freshes eggsa and shi pik da mosta red tomatos... shi work de whola dea widda da rollin pin en da flour en da eggsa.... den shi chopa dem up en let dem dry en da weendow wid da sola comin thru
while de spaghetti es e dry'n... she es starta mek'n da gravy... how do you e say... Da suasa...Shi es starta to e mek da es sausa... shi smasha da tomatos en den shi add de secret famila engridiants... I can no es say de secret engridients... you musta haf 50 percent of de famila blood to knoe e dis... when shi es e dun mek'n da gravy... shi let it e cook very slowly alla de dey... de whola housa es starta smell'n magnifico... en efry body es starts comin to de kitchen... es soon es da gravy es on da stove... shi es starta me k'n da miitta balls.. shi gotta smalla hands dat es perfecto for mek'n de mitta balls
de es notta too big ...en de es notta too small... de es de pefecto size... dis es importent becuz... shi putz dem in da gravy en lets dem e cook slowly... de musta sok en up da gravy... en ef dey es too big de gravy es notta gonna mek it to de center of de mitta ball...en ef de es e too small den dey cook too mucho... so et e helps to haf de small e hands like mi Nana... before shi e putz de mitta balls en da gravy shi e putz em en da oven for 2 minitos en 42 sencondos... des e helps hold de mitta balls togetha... den shi e putz dem en da gravy... datz when der es mre e persons estarta to come to de kitchen.. Shi meks e nough to fid about terdy persons ... but only twenty persons es e usually der... So der es always extra room for a mucho bella chica like you self et es especially e goota wid de vino de mi Nanu... He mek all de vino en hissa cellar...et es e betta den de vino en Little Italy... So you can e notta e say no... I en sis ...you musta com to mi Nanu's en Nana's... I already told mi Nana you es e com'n ... you will hurt her ef you notta come... so der you go ... You es e comin...Right? You would not e say no to de mosta goota sex... so you can notta e say no to de mosta goota spaghetti en mitta balls!
Ciao
Ramondo
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!
OH MY GOD......how the ...????
the best word in there? Terdy (thirty) thats how they say it. OMGGGGGGGGGG. my eyes hurt! from reading words like that....my brain hurts even more....its so hard to read that. but funny as hell.
all i can say is OH MY GOD
ray...unreal
Linda
Terdy!
Leenda,
I know dis word "Terdy' es una de mosta goota words... Mi hASSA seven aunts ... en de all e say de es terdy.. de e say dat for terdy years now... I know de es notta terdy... I es mo den terdy en de es older mor de mi... But I es notta es stupido...Mi brothas es no es smarta like mi... De es say to dem you es notta terdy... de e say you es e terdy two times... so every year when es time for de christmas... mi brothers getta ugly esocks dat notta even match... en de no understand why I e getza de nice shirts from Armani... I no tel mi brothers dis but efry time i seeza mi aunts e say to dem... "Do I e know you... cuz you looks very mucho like mi aunt but... I don't think you es mi aunt becuz you are mucho too young to be mi aunt... You look like you es e tirdy...den de pinch mi cheeka and say et es too bad you es mi nephew Raymondo... I gotta una funny es story for you about terdy... I gotta dis dog….hissa nombre es Mitta Ball.. hessa pritty old dog... and hessa gotta deez realy long eyeza brows en de es old en gray too... so una journo... mi hassa deeza cuz'n…Hessa notta really mi cuzin hessa more like de cuzin of mi cuzin… he coma to america from Italy en he no es speaks di broken inglish too goota.. .but he e try to es speak en da broken inglish… So I will tell di e story now…di wholefamila weeza eat’n da mitta balls en da spaghetti… so de res… I’m gonna say fifty personas at di table,,( Et es notta una table… et es four e tables en una grande table cloth) So I e say to mi cuz’n if he likes Mitta Ball (mi dog) en he e says Mitta Ball es “terdy”… He think di dog es e terdy years of age because he looks e really really old… So when he e say dis Nana shi forget mi dogza nombre es Mitta Ball… en think he es e saying dat di mitta balls taste like da sheet…Becuz en e broken inglish “terdy” means 30 but et hassa two meanings …et also means “sheet”… En ef der es una thing you no wanna do… you neva eva e say to mi Nana dat di mitta balls taste like da sheet… Nana wassa so mad shi e starta throwin da mitta balls at him en shi e starta talkin una language dat I no understand… nexa thing you know… efry persona es e yellin efry persona en e throw’n da mitta balls en spaghetti… cept Nanu … notta gonna e stoppa Nanu from eat’n da mitta balls. Maybe una thing mek Nanu stoppa eat’n da mitta balls… Ef Nana e say to him dat shi es e gonna haf a nutta bambino… ef shi e say dat.. Nanu stoppa efry thing…LOL… eny way… after efry persona stoppa da fight’n …We all e hug ich other en mek up en den we starta eat’n da canolis like dis notta even happen…et was e mosta fun! Et es e too bad you wassa notta der!
Leenda I haf ta go away for e short while... But you no worry anout eny thing cuz ima comin back OK! But you be carf while I'm gonna... Ok?
Ciao,
Raymondo
thank god
i'll miss you
but have a nice long vcation...please.........