Your poem was great
You have good intentions
But you missed a few ways
To relieve our tension

Here’s the first one
That you didn’t get
Some of us men
Love to be hit

Just wear your stilettos
And wear some black leather
Whip our raw asses
And tickle us with feathers

Let’s call this number two
Let’s go to the zoo
Do it right there
Like the monkeys do

In the hospital
Next time I feel ill
Hire a hot nurse
To give me a thrill

Don’t let meknow
That you’re in on the game
Make me feel guilty
Make me feel shame

Act like your mad
Say, “This isn’t right”
Then the two of you
Should start to fight

Pull on her hair
Tear off her clothes
Knock her down…
Make her suck on your toes

Then pick her up
And throw her on the bed
Call her a bitch
Make her give me head

Here’s one more
I think you forgot
I really love
This one a lot

I want to watch my game
And drink my beer
I want you to be my slave
And bring it all here

But I want you to tease me
So I don’t know the score
But don’t let me cum
Just tease me some more

Keep me hard
All through the day
Get me right there
And then walk away

Tease me some more
Make me all tense
So when I do cum
It will be so intense

The game is long over
And I don’t know who won
I can’t stand it anymore
I’m not having fun

You make me cum
You let it all loose
Into a wine glass
Then drink my juice

Just one more thrill
Last but not least
I want to have an
Italian feast

Drain the Jacuzzi
Throw in a liner
Smashing some grapes
Couldn’t feel finer

Let me stuff some grapes
In to your hopper
Let me taste your wine
I’ll be the grape popper

If you want a happy man
Then you’ll aim to please
If you’re a good woman
Then you’ll try some of these