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Here are 5 gravestones I would like to see including my own... everyone would know I enjoyed a passionate fun life and I had a sense of humor ... :"There's no crying allowed at my funeral ... just a celebration!"

His first name was Mark
His last name was McGlaughlin
He ate ten happy meals
And died of McLaugh’n

Here lies Don LaCroix
They say he couldn’t get wood
Til’ he o’deed on Viagra
And now he’s stiff for good

Here lies Mark Thonton
He didn’t have a honey
He died of several paper cuts
From counting all his money

Here lies Ray Understone
He died wealthy and alone
They found his dog Bummer
Chewing on his bone

Here lies Toni
She didn’t really die
If you listen closely
You can still here her cry