Poetry Showcase Rumors (Contains adult language and content)

I hope I do not offend anyone with this poem... If your name is in this poem it is because I admire and respect you and I hope you will apreciate my twisted sense of humor! If it does offend you I am sincerely sorry! All the rumors are false and just for fun!

Ray

Welcome back Willow
We really missed you
Where did you go…
And what did you do

In the Poetry Showcase
There are a lot of new faces
Over 1800 people now
From many different places

There’s a guy named Pete
I think he’s from Orlando
He started wearing underwear
Now he’s an ex-commando

Do you remember Debs
She goes by Scareysquirel
I heard she had a sex change
So now she’s not a girl

You know that guy Villian
Well he did the same
He is now a girl
I think Mimi is its name

Oralwizzard is still here
He doesn’t like shit
He went home with Mimi
And he loved her 4 inch c _ _ _

And you remember Joyce
She’s the Showcase sensation
Her popularity has doubled
Since her breast augmentation

Did you hear about Linda
She is now a Nun
Tortured Soul is a priest
And she’s having Tortured’s son

Do you remember that drunk
I think her name is Raskin
I heard she got suspended
When she tried to sneak a flask in

Then there’s Wrong Virtue
He met a whore for rent
But she was undercover
And it was off to jail he went

And how about Repenter
You know she was a virgin
Until she busted her ass
And now she loves her surgeon

Now you know that I’m a liar
And I make up stupid rhymes
But all this stuff is true
It was in the New York Times

well, if the NY Time says so, it must be true?? lol

Your comments on any recent surgery I may or may not have undergone are a surprise to me, but it certainly might boost one's popularity a bit to have it done - the new Kelly Pickler? lol

joyce

It may have been...

Joyce... It may have been the National Inquirer! Why didn't you date the surgeon? Thanks for being a good sport! LOL

Ray AKA Yobarney

Wow

A nun that writes erotic poetry....and tortured,....you and me babe???....what do you think?? LOL
Ray, funny write...
Linda

I never had a

I never had a sister like you! I bet OralWizardry is jealous... Tortuered Soul was perfect for the part of the Priest... Thanks for being a good spord Linda ... i'm glad you got a chuckle! May you wash away all your dirty habits! No don't do that... we like you all smelly and fun!

Ray AKA Yobarney

I gotta tell ya Ray

At least my tighty whities are freshly laundered, you never know when you might get in an accident!

Pete

PS: Still go commando around the house, but don't tell anyone

TMI Pete

That is why you were not in Linda's "Smelly People" poem! Tmi Pete... We don't want to now what you do behind closed doors... But as retired Comando... We can only imagine what you do all day!

Thanks for the comment!

Ray AKA Yobarney

he,he ,he ...that linda and

he,he ,he ...that linda and tortured soul bit was absolutely funny.{more serious mood}
Now ,first things first,i must catch oral wizzard ,he must know how the papers got wind of my secret.did you by any chance see him anywhere?

oops

oops

Oh My Mimi!!!

Oh My Mimi!!! ... Before I start is there a mini Mimi? ... I'm glad you got a laugh out of the expense of Linda and Tortured Soul... I will let them know how funny you think it is that Linda is expecting Tortured's son! They will probably be disrobed... Of course that was what got them in trouble in the first place!

As far as big mouth Oral Wizardry goes... He is never seen ... He is only heard and felt! He is like the ghost of the Poetry Showcase! It sounds like the surgery did not go well... 4 inches... wow... If they took 4 inches off of me I would have a negative 2! It sounds like I have a mini me! It does not sound like you had the same surgeon as Repenter or Joyce!

Thanks for the comment Mimi and say hi to mini Mimi

Ray AKA Yobarney

Ye.. gods no...no mini

Ye.. gods no...no mini mimi...just a simple girl ,have been and still am since i was born

You do have

have a wicked sense of humor. raskin

I hould have been in The Wizard of Oz!

I should have been in The Wizard of Oz!... I hope you ae ok with this ... We are all different. Thank God ... it would be so boring if we were all the same!

Ray AKA Yobarney

Thanks

At first i didn't read the 1st part i juz skipped over 2 me and was like HELL NO
But then i read the beginning and and felt a lot better,
Not many respect me at least i think
Hope U Read My poem i juz posted, "My Wisdom Is Your Knowledge" It has been awhile since i actually wrote somthing.

Thanks ...

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Thanks ...

Thanks for undgerstanding... I am so glad I put in that disclaimer,,, If I did not , ...there would be a rumor that I was hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa!

You may not be the Predident of The Poetry Showcase .. But we need different prospectives to keep us from dying of bordom!

Thanks for the comment

Ray AKA Yobarney

I'm A Man!

Please God No! I like being a woman far too much yobarney!
Seems like someone had a little time on their hands Ha Ha!

Debs :.)

This is...

This is your punishment for all the times that you rejected men... Now YOU... will get to experience rejection and lots of it! LOL.... Don't worry I will change you back... your sweetness works better as awoman!

Thanks for the comment!

Ray AKA Yobarney

hehehehehe......

u cheeky rascal!......of all the things u could have said?...hehehe......uuuuh,
just for the record ppl........im single and I know no surgeons!!
surgeons?...of all the things Yobarney!
it was great fun to read and I suppose I was quite relieved to see my name at all and near the finale......thanks for including me and giving everyone a delightful image of me......nice one.peace bro.

I guess you..

I guess you must have liked the way the surgeon operated on your butt... LOL ...I'm glad you liked it and I'm going to sign up for med school now so I can go out with you eventually!

Thanks,

Ray AKA Yobarney

those kind of people should

those kind of people should where a sign on their chest!!! At least Bubba let me go for a spin. Don't judge me! We all feel swirlie from time to time. Loved the write Ray. Simply loved it,

--------------- Jesse

Stoning Party

We were going to wait for you to get out of jail and throw stones at you... A surprize Stoning party... Thanks for being a good sport!

Take care,

Ray AKA Yobarney

hehehe

I'm just getting around to commenting on this but this was a very funny write Ray. Me a priest..who woulda thunk it! I needed that giggle so thanks for sharing!
Stay well, One love and God bless!

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