I want to take this time
To thank you very much…
When it comes to baby sitting
You have a special touch!

Your butt is somewhat heavy,
But it’s also somewhat soft…
I’d prefer to land on it
If I was falling from a loft!

You have special skills
Hidden in your butt…
Not only does it sing,
It can also crack a nut!

Now somebody told me,
All about your first date…
He was so impressed with
The way you shined his plate!

Your butt is like a shrine
Sitting on the throne…
Many say your butt…should
Be the model for a clone!

So I’d like to give to you,
A statue of your ass.
When you got up from the sofa
I quickly poured hot brass!

Now today is your birthday
And you thought that I forgot;
I’ll never forget the day
That you used me like a pot!

I know that you were young
And I know you didn’t get it
But don’t sit on the baby
Next time you baby sit it

Your baby sitting skills…
Have advanced quite a bit!
You should write a book
On how not to baby sit!

I’m honored that you sat me
And this may be a blow,
But I hope my next sitter…
Is a women named J-Lo