She marched him past the station
with one arm up his back
then watched him crumble in a heap with major heart attack
She puckered to revive him
then watched him rise again
then clamped him in a headlock and marched him back again
The captain and the stewards refused to intervene
but stated to the press it was the best they'd ever seen
He's now refusing solids
just liquids from a straw
she caught him with his trousers down, he won't do that no more
She's taking voodoo lessons
he hasn't shown regret
she's carving out a doll of him, she hasn't finished yet.